April 29, 2025

Canada Just Pulled a Fast One. And the Whole World Felt It

What do you get when you mix a former Prime Minister on the ropes, a smug Conservative already measuring the curtains at 24 Sussex, and Trump yelling at maple trees from across the border? You get Canada’s 2025 election — aka the Great Liberal Heist of the Century. Just six months ago, this thing was […]

April 25, 2025

Campa Cola 2.0: When Jio Puts Bubbles in the Beverage War

Once upon a time, in the glorious land of Doordarshan and Gold Spot… There stood a proud desi fizz: Campa Cola. Born in the 1970s after Coca-Cola was shown the exit door from India, Campa Cola became the sip of every street, the crush of every kid, and the pride of every paanwaala. And then? […]

April 25, 2025

Pope 2.0: Should the Next One Be Black, Brown… or Baljinder?

So, the Catholic Church is about to enter conclave-mode again — incense, secrets, crimson robes, and cardinals whispering Latin in candlelight. But here’s the real question no one wants to say out loud: Where should the next Pope be from? And while we’re at it… Should he be white? Should he be male? Should he […]

April 24, 2025

The Wrath Has Just Begun: This Isn’t About Pakistanis. It’s About the Clowns They Elected

Yesterday, we said it was a turning point. Today, we show you the turn has already begun. Welcome to the new playbook. Because let’s get one thing straight: This isn’t about punishing Pakistanis. It’s about bringing the idiots they chose to the negotiation table — whether they crawl, cry, or crack. Terrorism isn’t a one-man […]

April 23, 2025

Terror Has No Religion. But It Sure As Hell Needs Consequences

Pahalgam. April 22, 2025. What should’ve been a day of alpine peace and postcard views in Kashmir turned into the deadliest day since Article 370 was scrapped. Backpacks turned to body bags. Tourists became targets. Terror reminded us it hasn’t gone on vacation. 28 innocent lives — wiped out in cold blood by The Resistance […]

April 22, 2025

Jamai Raja in Delhi: Bearing Tariffs, Tech, and a Tectonic Shift

While the world is obsessing over TikTok bans and Taiwan tensions, something far more strategic just walked into Delhi. No, not another IMF envoy or UN summit drone. This time, it’s JD Vance — America’s Vice President, Trump’s policy battering ram, and… wait for it… India’s very own Jamai Raja Yeah, you heard that right. […]

April 18, 2025

While You Were Watching China… Something’s Brewing in Our Backyard

Everybody’s obsessing over US tariffs, China’s supply chains, and global power plays. But while the world looks West, something very serious is simmering in the East — right next to us. Yep, I’m talking about Bangladesh. Our “friendly neighbour” who’s suddenly been acting a little… not so friendly The Power Shift in Dhaka ️ Bangladesh’s […]

April 14, 2025

India’s Golden Hour: Turning Tariffs into Triumph

The Global Trade Chessboard Has Shifted In a dramatic turn of events, the United States has imposed steep tariffs on Chinese imports, with rates soaring up to 125% citeturn0news34. This aggressive move aims to recalibrate trade balances but has also sent shockwaves through global supply chains. As U.S. companies scramble to mitigate rising costs and […]

April 9, 2025

The American Dream Is Dead. Time to Wake Up

Let’s stop lying to ourselves. The US is no longer the land of opportunity. It’s the land of uncertainty, fear, and silent deportations. Minor Mistakes. Major Consequences. Traffic violation? Missed paperwork? Boom. Visa cancelled. Deportation notice issued. This isn’t a dystopian movie. This is America 2025. Indian students — some of the brightest minds — […]

April 3, 2025

Trump’s ‘Liberation Day’ Tariffs: Making Trade Wars Great Again!

Well, folks, he’s done it again. Former President Donald Trump has declared April 2 as “Liberation Day,” unveiling a range of tariffs that promise to “liberate” the United States from affordable imports and harmonious international relations. Because who needs friends when you can have trade wars, right? The Grand Tariff Buffet ️ In a gesture […]

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